If diamonds of 72.22 carts exist, which they do as you can see below. I have decided that with each child you birth, and subsequently clean up all bodily fluids. Teach rolling over, sitting up, colors, shapes, potty training, walking etc. You should be rewarded a carat for each one, baby one, 1 carat, baby two, 2 … and so on. When you check out of the hospital there should be a diamond gift shop. Ohhh baby # 5? Lucky you, right this way! I mean really, its only fair. We could use something pretty and sparkly to distract from the sagging and dark circles, no?
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